1:47 is so funny:)
I love Fred.He cracks me up. & those closest to me know why the whole morbidly obese things is so funny:)
Fatty ah aha.
That was mean of me I shouldn't say that.
Today is super boring,and retarded. I've got to take a test for Coach Miller,so hold that thought & enjoy the music please.
Done,I guessed on them.I did better than I thought I would.
Yesterday turned out to be a rough day.
Seriously,there is nothing special about me,why do people get so obsessed with me?!
Its annoying,I quit dating. I have bad taste. I just don't see why people who are adults act younger than a 16 year old in high school.......
My feelings were hurt,and I'm more than disappointed in the people who hurt them,you two especially should be the people I go to for comfort when girls MY age say mean things about me,you two shouldn't be the ones saying them.That's why I don't tell either of you things. You can't act your age,or be a good example for me. Instead of being sorry,you get defensive, you are on the wrong side here,and that kills me. I don't blame just you though,I blame the male idiot who can't act his age too. but back too the two who hurt me the most,was it worth it? talking to a guy you barely know about me? You've known me forever,when I shut you out,remember how you acted,that's why.
Let's move on,cause now I'm sad. Somebody wrote me a song today!:)
Wanna hear it?
THE BAND AID SONG:
"where are my guts when I need em' most?
A bee stung my arm,I'm white as a ghost
I scraped up my knee;I'm such a klutz
and nothing hurts more than paper cuts
But band aids always fix them all.
I played with your thresher down on the farm
It caught on my sleeve and it tore of my arm
You told me your gators didn't bite
But oops they chewed my kneecaps off
Do you have a band-aid?
Its just what I need to patch up these spots
Where my bullet holes bleed
and one for each cheek
I caught on barbed wire
and third-degree burns
from my hair catching fire.
I need a band-aid,I'm sure it will heal
My leg got crusged by your automobile
I caught a grenade;I need a band aid.
The trick is to clench your teeth and grin
I might need a couple of *as*-pirin
and maybe rubbing alcohol......
D'ya have a band aid to put on this scratch?
I sat on a mine,and my butt came detached
My parachute broke,I crashed on my back
My liver popped out,and I can't put it back
I need a band-aid
to stick to this place where hammerhead sharks
came and bit off my face,
I need a band-aid (ooh....)
Sometimes your faced with life's little scrapes
or a little dermal injury
when I get boo boos I smile and sing
I'm stuck on band-aids,cause you see
they're stuck on me (yeah...)
So where are my guts when I need them the most?
(oh where'd they go?)
They all got poked out;I'm impaled on a post
Do you have a band-aid?
The anti-germ kind?
to stick on these limbs that I'm leaving behind
I might need one more
I just realized
those alien squids sucked out my eyes.
I need a band-aid
to unbreak my spine
my head just fell off.
One more time
but ill be okay;
You have a band-aid.
music and lyrics by;Dakota Bibb.
he wrote me that,its much better when he sings it.
They took 8 minutes to copy down.
It's worth it though.
I think this blog's long enough.
love,
J
kidney stones
How cute is this!?
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